$7.00

Primary Colors Book Thong

Even children's books shouldn't have panty lines.

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$7.00

Copper Drama Masks Book Thong

Alas! Woe is me! Hark! Pray tell! I'll never be an actor.

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$7.00

Red Hat Society Book Thong

Celebrate your 50s and beyond in style!

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$12.00

San Francisco Giants MLB Book Thong

Sometimes I wonder how mascots were originally picked.

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$7.00

Red & Yellow Butterfly Book Thong

Ew! Get it off me! Get it off me!

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$12.00

New England Patriots NFL Book Thong

Here's what I know about the Patriots: they have that handsome quarterback who is married to a supermodel.

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$12.00

Customized MLB Team Logo Book Thong

Men's books certainly shouldn't have panty lines.

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$7.00

Blue and White Cross Book Thong

Let's face it: inspirational fiction isn't exactly known for its great writing.

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$12.00

New York Yankees MLB Book Thong

Here's what I know about the Yankees: everyone in movies always likes the Yankees. It's like the (555) area code of the baseball world.

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$7.00

Yellow & Gray Flower Book Thong

Strands of pale yellow and ash gray cotton thread and a silver flower charm

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$12.00

Boston Red Sox MLB Book Thong

Now why in the world would you want your mascot to be a pair of socks?

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