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		<title>Garfield Hat Crochet Pattern</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			This is a classic crocheted beanie with stitched-on bulgy eyes, upright ears, nose and a &#8220;snout&#8221;, made from soft acrylic yarn. This would make a great gift for any cat-lover or cat-owner (or Garfield fan). This pattern is easy to customize with whatever colors you would like. Make it look like your own cat!</p>
<p>This crochet pattern is created in a way that makes it very easy to follow. It has photos along the way, easy-to-follow directions, and diagrams. While this hat looks complicated, I have broken it down into many simple steps. There are steps to customize the hat for any size, from newborn to adult man.</p>
<p>The pattern will be emailed to you within 24 hours (but closer to 1-3 hours) of your purchase. Once the pattern has been sent there are no refunds.</p>
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<p>What you’ll need:</p>
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<li>9mm/I hook</li>
<li>Crochet needle</li>
<li>1 skein of the main color (Red Heart in Carrot)</li>
<li>Bits of yarn for the additional colors:
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<li>Black</li>
<li>Light pink</li>
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			This pattern may be a little tough for beginners, but they&#8217;ll get through it. Be warned, though: this will take a while and there are lots of little steps. This is no day-project. I&#8217;ve been making this hat for years and it still takes me about 4-5 hours to make. It has photos along the way, easy-to-follow directions, and diagrams.</p>
<p>The stitches are not complicated (DC, SC, sl st, ch, and DC2tog) and you will need to know basic stitching with a needle.</p>
<p>Instructions are provided for DC2tog.
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			© 2013 Bitter o&#8217;Clock. All Rights Reserved. Pattern may not be reproduced, sold, or shared in any form except you may print a copy for personal use. Finished product may not be sold. Personal use only.
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		<title>Bulldog Hat Crochet Pattern</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
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			This is a crocheted animal beanie made to look like a bulldog. It has floppy ears, a wrinkly brow and mouth, a flat nose, big brown eyes, with a large spot around its eye. This would make a great gift for any dog-lover or dog-owner. This pattern is easy to customize with whatever colors you would like. Make it look like your own dog!</p>
<p>This crochet pattern is created in a way that makes it very easy to follow. It has photos along the way, easy-to-follow directions, and diagrams. While this hat looks complicated, I have broken it down into many simple steps. There are steps to customize the hat for any size, from newborn to adult man.</p>
<p>The pattern will be emailed to you within 24 hours (but closer to 1-3 hours) of your purchase. Once the pattern has been sent there are no refunds.</p>
<p>If you would like to purchase a hat and NOT the pattern, click here:</p>
<p><a href="http://bitteroclock.com/crochet-bulldog-hat-in-white" target="_blank">http://bitteroclock.com/crochet-bulldog-hat-in-white</a>
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<p>What you’ll need:</p>
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<li>10mm/J hook</li>
<li>Crochet needle</li>
<li>1 skein of the main color (Vanna&#8217;s Choice in Silver Grey)</li>
<li>Bits of yarn for the additional color:
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<li>Black</li>
<li>Brown</li>
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			This pattern may be a little tough for beginners, but they&#8217;ll get through it. It has photos along the way, easy-to-follow directions, and diagrams.</p>
<p>The stitches are not complicated (DC, SC, sl st, ch, and DC2tog) and you will need to know basic stitching with a needle.</p>
<p>Instructions are provided for DC2tog and magic ring.
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		<title>Crochet Chain Scarf in Ocean Teal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 22:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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			This is a beautiful and rich wool blend yarn which has been crocheted into a popular chain-style neckwarmer. Each chain is thick and when paired with the ten loops, it creates a cozy and warm scarf. There is a knot around all the loops which keeps it in order, while giving it a funky asymmetrical look.</p>
<p>The color is a deep, dark shade of dark teal, perfect with your winter coat or with a springtime tank top.
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			This is made of the following materials:</p>
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<p>When you click Add to Cart, you will see yarn options. If you would like acrylic yarn, there is no extra cost. However, if you would like a wool, wool-blend, or cotton yarn, there is an added charge.</p>

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			Hand wash and lay flat to dry.
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		<title>Crochet Chain Scarf in Pumpkin Spice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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			This is a beautiful and rich wool blend yarn which has been crocheted into a popular chain-style neckwarmer. Each chain is thick and when paired with the ten loops, it creates a cozy and warm scarf. There is a knot around all the loops which keeps it in order, while giving it a funky asymmetrical look.</p>
<p>The color is a deep, dark shade of pumpkin orange, perfect with your winter coat or with a springtime tank top.
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			This is made of the following materials:</p>
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			Hand wash and lay flat to dry.
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		<title>Slouchy Beanie in Tweed with Button</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
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			This is a unique crocheted slouch beanie, made with a soft acrylic pale brown and cream yarn. It is long in the back but snug around the front, with a big white button on the side. It has a reconstructed, asymmetrical look to it.
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<p>Sizing is as follows (rounded to nearest inch or centimeter):</p>
<p>Newborn (0-6 months): 16&#8243; around, 6&#8243; long (41cm, 15cm)</p>
<p>Infant (6-12 months): 18&#8243; around, 6.5&#8243; long (46cm, 17cm)</p>
<p>Toddler (1-3 years): 19&#8243; around, 7&#8243; long (48cm, 18cm)</p>
<p>Child (3-10 years): 20&#8243; around, 7&#8243; long (51cm, 18cm)</p>
<p>Pre-Teen and Adult Female: 22&#8243; around, 7.5&#8243; long (56cm, 19cm)</p>
<p>Adult Male: 23&#8243; around, 8&#8243; long (58cm, 20cm)</p>
<p>**Please note: this hat is not recommended for children under 3 years old, due to small buttons which can present a choking hazard.**</p>

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			While hand-washing is always preferable, this hat is machine-washable. Wash in cold water on the gentle cycle. Dry either on a tumble-dry setting or by laying flat.</p>
<p>Please note: these instructions are for acrylic yarn. If you choose a wool- or cotton-yarn, the washing instructions will be included with your hat.
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